Epic Euphemisms 2: On the phone…

There are all sorts of excuses to be used for not answering the phone. One of the best I’ve heard of late is “So sorry… I was on the phone to my medium.” The guy (yes guy) saying that was being serious, but I might be inclined to use it myself as an Epic Euphemism.

Epic euphemisms 1

  Recently, I started a list of funny euphemisms that pass my way. It’s amusing to see how far humankind will go to make something icky or uncomfortable sound not so bad. Dear friend, The Wise Woman of Wandsworth, is always ‘washing her cat’ when she wants to turn down an invitation. (Odd that she…