Category Archives: Green
My big thing for little cars
I have a big thing for little cars. I don’t know what that says about me, but wherever I go in the world, there always seems to be one that takes my fancy. There I am, in a foreign country, dreaming about taking the little car on an Epic adventure. No itineraries. No Monsieur. Just me and the little car, bumping over country roads, breaking down occasionally, meeting up with owners of other little cars, just like mine, and writing about all the craziness afterwards. Maybe one day I’ll find the right little car and disappear on a Thelma and Louise type of trip, only without Louise, and without any dramatics involving a cliff and an active accelerator at the end.
Here is a little car I fell for in Melaka, as seen in my post Malaysia Part 12: In search of bound feet shoes:
And here is a little orange car that appears in the window of Arancina in Notting Hill Gate:
The beautiful little Fiat 500 has been sawn in half like one of Damian Hirst’s bisected animals and long pizza trays poke through it’s front window…
Here’s what it looks like inside the shop:
There’s one other little car that I met when we were in Florence last year. Once again it’s a bright yellow colour, has room for one person only (and maybe a small canine companion), and is made by a company called Pasquali, who provide the Poste Italiane with these smurf-sized cars. When I first laid eyes on this golden wonder, parked fashionably by the Arno, the Tuscan Hills beckoned loudly. Oh, the dream of jumping into the little yellow one-girl vehicle to bumble off into the countryside was vivid in my mind. At that point I didn’t realise that the Pasquali Riscio is electric and therefore would require recharging at some point… perhaps not so practical in the midst of Chiantishire.
I didn’t think I’d see my little yellow sweetheart again, but when we were in the piazza by Santa Croce there it was again, this time in action as it squeezed down an impossibly narrow alleyway with ease. The reason behind its diminutive size suddenly became clear. How else to navigate medieval Italian towns with teeny streets?
Just as I was mulling the urban practicality of such Lilliputian cars, an Ape went past. These are teeny little three-wheeled delivery vehicles that pop up all over Italy. Once again, their practicality (in ancient towns that nature never intended to admit the bulk of an SUV) makes them very popular for tradesmen and merchants alike.
Then there’s the SMART car which can squeeze into all sorts of improbable spaces. In France, they call it “une SMART”. I love the fact that in Romance languages, cars are girls. It goes part way to explaining why a (usually) sensible man I know has a photo of his BMW convertible as his mobile phone screensaver instead of his wife and kids. Need I say more?
Freecycle – take my parents!
As everything in life becomes greener and more environmentally aware, if not friendly, there is an interesting site in the UK called ‘Freecycle’. Its aim is to link people who want to get rid of unwanted items to find people who need them, and vice versa, with the result that less rubbish ends up in landfill. The only catch: no money is to change hands. You give and you receive, but you do not pay or receive payment.
As Freecycle’s community is split up into areas, I belong to the one nearest my home. A digest is sent through to my personal e-mail and there I can see at a glance if anyone needs something from my Bin Department, or if I might have a use for something in theirs. The digests make for interesting reading, especially as it’s quite astonishing how many people can be so specific in their requests:
“WANTED: A copy of Marriage Inside Out by Clulow and Mattinson”
“WANTED: John Handy live at the Monterey Jazz Festival – CD”
There’s no harm in asking, I suppose, but how many people do you think will have these exact items lurking in a drawer somewhere? Hmm. Not convinced.
Then there are people who really push the boat out. One subscriber asked for “Booze and baking stuff”. The reason? She couldn’t afford to celebrate her birthday without donations of flour and baking soda and other store cupboard items (presumably to bake a cake?) and was happy with donations of half-bottles of alcohol left over from Christmas. Honestly. I don’t know about anyone else, but if I can’t afford to celebrate my birthday, I don’t.
Some people ask for the strangest of things: “a fertility monitor – any brand is fine, as long as it works.” Given that measuring fertility usually involves peeing on a stick, I do wonder at the wisdom of taking one second hand, even if the sticks do end up in the bin.
It’s also surprising how many people ask for cars “in good running condition” or plasma screen TVs. Remember, everything is free here. Epicurus would lecture such folk on the flaws of acquiring happiness through acquisition. Cheeky acquisition, at that. Still, if it works, there seems to be no harm in asking.
The people offering items can be incredibly generous: I’ve recently seen two pianos up for grabs, and lots of baby items are handed down to new parents through the network. However, the offers can also be a bit unusual. A cement mixer? I guess if you’re working on a new patio, it could come in handy. A very large, thick cardboard box? The odd thing about this is that the person making the offer is living with said item until they can find a willing person to remove it from their lives. An envelope, C4 size? This has been re-offered on a number of occasions and perhaps the offer-er isn’t getting the fact that it’s not worth anyone’s time to travel across London to collect a single envelope just to keep it out of the bin.
Occasionally, there will be an entry which makes me stop and smile. “Terrapin, age 7, looking for loving, long-term home and friend,” or “WANTED: Inspiration, imagination, compassion” – this was a concerned citizen looking for practical help for a local homeless man.
But my favourite all-time entry is the following:
“I have for offer…My Mum!!!!!!!!! First come first serve, collection
only
A 1949 model, comes with own teeth and slippers.
very fast with a zimmer frame and won’t cause you a problem.
we have decided to up grade to a more slender model and with more
memory.
we will also throw in the dad too, he is an older model a 1947, very
fit, may need a MOT, as I don’t think he would pass…for no extra
charge I may be able to service him ready for pick up.
Go on give a home to those past the sexual age of errrrrr My Mum & Dad
don’t do that any more.”
I wonder if the parents ever found a new place to park the zimmer frame?
















